VIDEOS: North Penn High School holds first Games, Activities and Sports night
Montgomery Newspapers
And perhaps even more unbelievably, they were having fun — dancing, playing ball or swatting at shuttlecocks as part of the school's first GAS: Games, Activities and Sports night. “We're just trying to get as many kids out and active as possible ...



Local Man Decides Not To Have'Daft Bastard' Brother Bumped Off After All
The Spoof (satire)
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today announced that he wasn't going to have his brother - who he describes as a 'daft bastard' - bumped off after all. Sources relate that Shuttlecock had invested the sum of twenty two pounds fifty with an Ordsall based ...



Local Couple Have Big Night Out
The Spoof (satire)
Local couple, Martin and Anne Shuttlecock went for a big night out this evening, in order to celebrate Anne's ongoing recovery from major surgery, and her subsequently excellent prognosis. Various options for the big night out were explored, ...



North Penn holds its first GAS event
The Times Herald
And perhaps even more unbelievably, they were having fun — dancing, playing ball,or swatting at shuttlecocks as part of the school's first GAS: Games, Activities and Sports night. “We're just trying to get as many kids out and active as possible ...

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Martin Shuttlecock Has Invited Aishwarya Rai Down To Cabo San Lucas, Mexico
The Spoof (satire)
In Sunday's shock development, as revealed in explicit detail in the Sunday redtops, we here at SEN can almost but not quite exclusively reveal, that local man, Martin Shuttlecock, has invited Bollywood icon Aishwarya Rai down to Cabo San Lucas, ...

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Shuttle cock moves at 421km per hour says Guinness book of records
ABC Online (blog)
Who would have thought that the shuttle cock of the badminton is the recorded as having had the fastest projectile speed of all racket sports. According to prospective badminton Olympian Glenn Warfe the ball has been listed as going at more than ...



Da Nang to co-host Beach Games
Viet Nam News
Shuttlecock kicking, Vietnamese traditional martial arts (Vovinam) and fin swimming will take place on the city's My Khe beach during the Games. As scheduled, Nha Trang City's beach will be the main venue for the rest 12 events during the eight-day ...



Local Man Stocks Up On Cold Beer To Beat The Big Freeze
The Spoof (satire)
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, today revealed how he prepared for the imminent big freeze blizzards, by nipping up the shops wearing odd gloves and carrying a rucksack, to stock up on beer supplies in order to get the better of the furious blizzard ...

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Local Man Pronounces Experimental Egg And Black Pudding Sandwich A Roaring Success
The Spoof (satire)
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 27 and startlingly ancient looking for his age, Cordon Verde chef extraordinaire, has pronounced his latest experimental sandwich, a roaring success, following three days of trials. Shuttlecock's latest delicacy consists ...



Local Man Supports Cher Lloyd In The Sun's 'Target A Troll' Campaign
The Spoof (satire)
Local man, Martin Shuttlecock, 29, a dashingly handsome south coast based spear fisherman (Not true on any count - Ed) today announced his full backing for the Sun newspaper's online 'Target A Troll' campaign. "I'm all for it," Shuttlecock told ...

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